Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Whip it, whip it well

Just imagine if all song lyrics were gramatically correct...

9 comments:

Moltmannian said...

"Can't you feel the music pumpin' hard like I wish you would. Now push it! Push it well! Push it really well!"
Da da-da da da da, da-da da-da da!!

Gaunilo said...

"I cannot seem to locate any meaningful satisfaction. I attempt to, yes, I attempt to."

"Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da" translates to "...."

marianevans said...

"Isn't it unfortunate, don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day..."

Moltmannian said...

"There is no woman like the one I have."

Gaunilo said...

"Agitate it, agitate it repeatedly as if it were a Polaroid photograph (although you're not really supposed to do that)"

Anonymous said...

Please come here so I can have some of that very tasty chocolate chip honey dip. May I have a scoop? Would you be interested in taking a ride in my coupe? You compel me to have sex.

noirah said...

I've experienced that situation a few times in the past. Therefore, I will not let it happen again. The reason for this is that I'm not the kind of woman who is easily mistreated and waiting for a man to call me back. I'm not the kind of woman who is easily mistreated and waiting for a man to call me back.

Moltmannian said...

Do you approve of adulterous relationships? Yes, you are aquainted with me! Do you approve of adulterous relationships? Yes, you are aquianted with me! Who approves of adulterous relationships? It's our party!

Moltmannian said...

aCquainted!!( really, I knew!!! aach!)