Hey, I just googled my full name (narcissistically) and found that my thesis comes up on WorldCat - and is in 3 libraries! And, apparently, you can buy it for $9.80 from another site. Where are my royalties? And the site selling my thesis happens to have spelled my name incorrectly. Thus it begins, the confusion over my wacked-ass name.
But this is all to say that I will not finish my scholarly career because right now I am mired in translating Latin sentences that go:
"The queen of the island will not give the money to the poets."
And I am on the verge of having my brain implode because I have to give a presentation on Stoicism (yes, all of it) to the pantheon of New Testament gods. I am fucked. Fuckeo, Fuckere, Fuckivi, Fucketis.