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I'm stealing this link from Not Martha. I think it's hilarious, especially the Faberge creme egg.

Little, Yellow, Different, Better...

New multivitamins made specifically for whites, blacks, and Latinos! Asians will simply have to wait a little longer before we can be charged up with special racial powers (the company plans on making Asian-specific vitamins in the coming months).

Altogether now:

Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages.

So far, April has been the cruelest month...but I'll try to find the silver lining.
Weather forecast for tonight: sweet April showers.