Thursday, December 15, 2005

Cheese Smell Association

Feta - Ass
Brie - What Vonnegut calls that "mushroom cellar" smell

What else?

9 comments:

noirah said...

Okay so this isn't exactly an association but my ex-boyfriend and his entire Italian family referred to parmesan as 'stinky cheese'. "Can you pass the stinky cheese?" "I'm gonna need a little more stinky cheese on my gravy". And then there is the weird taste and smell of ice that has lived in a freezer for too long with the wrong things. He referred to that as 'poo ice'. Needless to say, things didn't work out.

Moltmannian said...

Taken another way, your title could be a group you're trying to start. What would the Cheese Smell Association do during its meetings? Smell ass? Cause that "mushroom cellar" smell when thinking of Montana Wildhack? Hmm...

Gaunilo said...

(Goat cheese: stinky feet.)

99.9% of cheese bought in the grocery store: absolutely nothing. Tastes like nothing either.

Moltmannian said...

Laughing Cow cheese: dried spit. Mmmm.

morbidly obese said...

Hello marianevans, been looking for the latest info on morbidly obese and found Cheese Smell Association. Though not exactly what I was searching for, it did get my attention. Interesting post, thanks for a great read.

Moltmannian said...

I dunno if Morbid O is spam or the real deal. If the former, that is one hilarious piece of serendipitous web junk. Morbid O needs to head up the association for sure!

marianevans said...

Could it be Steven Segal??? OMG!!!

Moltmannian said...

Newsbrief: Steven Segal, AKA Morbid O, demonstrated an aiki-jitsu technique of noble proportions on an unsuspecting round of Boursin, sources say. - AP

myevilterran said...

When I read the title I thought it said "Chinese Smell Association." Just thought I'd bring that up. Not sure what it means about me.